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Sex and the Single Gal

25 Aug Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Sex and the Single Gal
Sex and the Single Gal

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com.

Dear Battleaxe,

Have you ever had this happen to you? You see someone, they look very familiar, you know you know them, but can’t remember where? All of a sudden it dawns on you…you actually had sex with them, triple gainers and all! —Dazed in Dallas

Dear Dazed,

Yes, and the question to ask yourself is, can I still do those triple gainers?

Dear Battleaxe,

How do I start dating again? I’m 62, I think I forgot how. Maybe I just want a booty call. Any suggestions?

Dear Booty Call,

If you just want to have sex, make sure you have medical insurance and all your medical cards are handy and up to date. Slowly ease into the triple gainers (see above). If you actually want to date, start going places and put yourself out there. You’ll meet someone. Good luck!

Dear Battleaxe,

I’m finding that as I get older I am not as lubricated as I once was when I have sex. I realize this is normal for my age but I would still like to enjoy juicy sex. Any recommendations? After all I don’t want to give it up.

Dear Don’t Give it Up,

Make a Costco Run, buy a Tub’ O KY Jelly, make sure it has a dispenser, just reach over, pump and apply. Get my drift?

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