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Are You Too Old for a Booty Call?

Are You Too Old for a Booty Call?

Dear Battle-axe,
How can you tell if someone has been on a Booty Call?

Dear Curious About a Booty Call,
I just saw this Sunday morning, and I am going to say this is true. When you see someone with a coat, no clothes underneath and a hula hoop.

Dear Battle-axe,
How far should I travel for a Booty Call?

Dear Curious About the Distance,
I would say as far as your pussy is willing to go…but you have to have limits, like I wouldn’t go to the Arctic Circle.

Dear Battle-axe,
Do you think there is an age limit on booty calls? I guess what I am asking is, how old is too old?

Dear To Old For Booty Calls,
If you get to your destination and you forget why you are there…you are too old.

In my 65 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com.

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