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Jane Stewart  // Posts published by Jane Stewart

20 Oct Posted by in • Guest Writers | Comments Off on An Ode to Lesbians & Expired Condiments

An Ode to Lesbians & Expired Condiments

An Ode to Lesbians & Expired Condiments

An open letter to fridge users: From Trader Joes’ German Mustard, Lea & Perrin’s Steak sauce, Coriander Chutney, Trader Joe’s BBQ Sauce, Grey Poupon Mustard, Organic Ketchup, Toasted Sesame Oil. Listen lesbians, we each feel so honored that you chose each of us individually 7 years ago when you went shopping. We were excited too! Obama […]

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