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Ask a Battle-axe  // Eleanor Palacios, former events
Manager at National Center for Lesbian Rights
www.ladyiguanaproductions.com

29 Dec Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on No Kissing at Midnight!

No Kissing at Midnight!

No Kissing at Midnight!

Dear Battleaxe, I am going to a New Years Party where there will be people I certainly don’t want to kiss at midnight—or any other time. Any suggestions? Dear Party Pooper, There are a number of things you can do, but let’s start with these: 1. Don’t go to the party 2. At 11:59 bite […]

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Booty Calls and PDA’s

Booty Calls and PDA’s

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe, What ever happened to Booty Calls, do you think people are still doing them,  and does it only happen at night? Just wondering… Dear Just Wondering, I think they are no longer […]

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20 Jul Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Twirling Nipples and Grunting at the Gym

Twirling Nipples and Grunting at the Gym

Twirling Nipples and Grunting at the Gym

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battleaxe,  I’m always looking at porn at work. I know it is wrong but the thrill of getting caught adds to my excitement and makes my nipples twirl. Should I lock my office […]

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25 May Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on The Rapture and the Big “O”

The Rapture and the Big “O”

The Rapture and the Big “O”

Dear Battleaxe, May 21st 2011 came and went with no Rapture. The 21st was supposed to be Judgement Day. I really didn’t believe anything was going to happen but I did make sure my affairs were in order and I went to confession. What do you think happened? —Always prepared Dear Always Prepared, The only […]

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17 Apr Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Hairballs, Hot Flashes & A Girlfriend in a Bubble

Hairballs, Hot Flashes & A Girlfriend in a Bubble

Hairballs, Hot Flashes & A Girlfriend in a Bubble

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battle Axe, I have been going to the Hot Flash dance parties  for the mature, seasoned woman—I’m 65. More than once,  young, beautiful women in their 30’s have flirted with me. They say […]

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22 Mar Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Bathroom Etiquette, Zen Like Ways & Hoarders

Bathroom Etiquette, Zen Like Ways & Hoarders

Bathroom Etiquette, Zen Like Ways & Hoarders

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battle Axe, On many occasions while visiting friends, I have had to use their restroom. More than once after doing my business I see that they do not have any toilet paper. Luckily […]

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01 Jan Posted by in Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@lesbiangcemag.com. Dear Battle axe, I was traveling through California recently and I happened to see a woman sporting a mullet. You know, business in front and a party in back. How is it possible that […]

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