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• Ask a Battle-axe  // Eleanor Palacios, former events
Manager at National Center for Lesbian Rights
www.ladyiguanaproductions.com

Booty Calls and PDA’s

Booty Calls and PDA’s

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battleaxe, What ever happened to Booty Calls, do you think people are still doing them,  and does it only happen at night? Just wondering… Dear Just Wondering, I think they are no longer […]

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20 Jul Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Twirling Nipples and Grunting at the Gym

Twirling Nipples and Grunting at the Gym

Twirling Nipples and Grunting at the Gym

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battleaxe,  I’m always looking at porn at work. I know it is wrong but the thrill of getting caught adds to my excitement and makes my nipples twirl. Should I lock my office […]

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25 May Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on The Rapture and the Big “O”

The Rapture and the Big “O”

The Rapture and the Big “O”

Dear Battleaxe, May 21st 2011 came and went with no Rapture. The 21st was supposed to be Judgement Day. I really didn’t believe anything was going to happen but I did make sure my affairs were in order and I went to confession. What do you think happened? —Always prepared Dear Always Prepared, The only […]

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17 Apr Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Hairballs, Hot Flashes & A Girlfriend in a Bubble

Hairballs, Hot Flashes & A Girlfriend in a Bubble

Hairballs, Hot Flashes & A Girlfriend in a Bubble

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battle Axe, I have been going to the Hot Flash dance parties  for the mature, seasoned woman—I’m 65. More than once,  young, beautiful women in their 30’s have flirted with me. They say […]

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22 Mar Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Bathroom Etiquette, Zen Like Ways & Hoarders

Bathroom Etiquette, Zen Like Ways & Hoarders

Bathroom Etiquette, Zen Like Ways & Hoarders

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battle Axe, On many occasions while visiting friends, I have had to use their restroom. More than once after doing my business I see that they do not have any toilet paper. Luckily […]

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Blind Dates, Cramps & Other Excuses!

Blind Dates, Cramps & Other Excuses!

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battle Axe, I’m a professor at a State College in a major city, I have to say I am appalled at the excuses the students come up with for not attending class or […]

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28 Jan Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battleaxe, I go to Bikram Yoga and I always shower there because I sweat like a pig. Last time I was there, we were all naked and a woman looks over at another […]

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12 Jan Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on What is a Battle Axe?

What is a Battle Axe?

What is a Battle Axe?

What exactly is a battle axe and why do I consider myself one? Whatever it is, people always laugh when I say I have a column called “Ask A Battle Axe”. It’s clear that the term battle axe really tickles people’s fancy. Originally a battle axe was an axe used in battle. It was a […]

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01 Jan Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battle axe, I was traveling through California recently and I happened to see a woman sporting a mullet. You know, business in front and a party in back. How is it possible that […]

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More Sex & the Single Gal

More Sex & the Single Gal

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battleaxe, Do you think one can and should masturbate even into one’s senior years? I mean—with a partner or without—can the urgency still be there? Dear Inquisitive Senior, Good Goddess! Hell yeah! And […]

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