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16 May Posted by in • Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Will You Be My Date?

Will You Be My Date?

Will You Be My Date?

It’s that time of the year again. Making dolls out of old pantyhose? No-it’s Prom. Woo-hoo! I had no intention in going to my Junior Prom 1976. Although all my gal friends were excited about this high school tradition, I thought it was dumb and too girly. But my serious party friends Lolita, Laurie and […]

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25 Feb Posted by in • Monica Palacios | Comments Off on ‘CLOCK’ Premiers March 7 in Phoenix!

‘CLOCK’ Premiers March 7 in Phoenix!

‘CLOCK’ Premiers March 7 in Phoenix!

Finally my play Clock, featuring seven strong Latina characters, will have its world premiere March 7-16, 2014 in Phoenix. Way back in 1996 I was selected as a playwriting fellow from the Latino Theater Initiative at the Mark Taper Forum of Los Angeles. It was a huge honor to be acknowledged by this prestigious LA […]

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20 Feb Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Mean People Still Suck

Mean People Still Suck

Mean People Still Suck

Once when I had been brought up short by lurid graffiti freshly scratched on a new bathhouse on Cape Hatteras, an old, sand-blasted woman came up behind me, looked for a minute, shook her head and sighed, “How kin people be so mean?” As Congress cut food stamps and debated extending unemployment insurance, I found […]

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Are You Too Old for a Booty Call?

Are You Too Old for a Booty Call?

Dear Battle-axe, How can you tell if someone has been on a Booty Call? Dear Curious About a Booty Call, I just saw this Sunday morning, and I am going to say this is true. When you see someone with a coat, no clothes underneath and a hula hoop. Dear Battle-axe, How far should I […]

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02 Jan Posted by in • Monica Palacios | Comments Off on 2013 Highlights – Including Twerking!

2013 Highlights – Including Twerking!

2013 Highlights – Including Twerking!

2013 is over and done with–good lord it was challenging but there were also some highlights. I shook the hand of Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor–jealous? I attended an event where actress Eva Longoria interviewed Sotomayor about her new book My Beloved World. At the end of this amazing meeting of two powerful Latinas, Sonia […]

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28 Dec Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Soft Shoulder Ahead

Soft Shoulder Ahead

Soft Shoulder Ahead

Am just back from a road trip.  During the long drive I listened to way too much talk radio.  Diane Rehm still trying to get a caller with a horrible signing-up for healthcare story.  No one called.  BBC covering the Ukraine uprising over joining the European Union or having Putin cut off their gas supplies […]

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Lesbian Shape Shifter

Lesbian Shape Shifter

I’m not going to lie to you—I just bought a pair of workout shorts that promoted “tummy control”. Cuz if I can wear shorts that have a “power mesh insert” that will help me discover the figure I never knew I had—I’m buying them. I’m buying seven. And besides, if you can shove your power […]

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19 Aug Posted by in • Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Ask a Battleaxe: Should I Shave…Everything?

Dear Battleaxe, I’m dating someone who I haven’t had sex with yet. But I think we are about to—any day now. The problem is, she wants me to shave my pussy because she is hair-phobic. Should I do it? Or maybe just trim the front? Dear ‘Business in front— party in back’, Sounds like a […]

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Mistresses and Dynasty: Trashy TV Joy

Mistresses and Dynasty: Trashy TV Joy

I have a confession: I’m addicted to the new ABC show Mistresses. It makes my uvula tremble. But the plot lines are ridiculous. I sit there and say, “God this is so stupid–turn it up!” There has already been a lesbian sex shower scene–two women sudsing up a yak–that’s hot! Alyssa Milano leads this series […]

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09 Jun Posted by in • Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Gender Fluid on the Rocks

Gender Fluid on the Rocks

Gender Fluid on the Rocks

Recently I informed a friend that I was looking girly and she replied: “What does that mean? You have flowers in your jockstrap?” How dare her! I wear boxers. It’s true–I’m masculine and feminine. I poke and I like to get poked. When I was a young lass of five with my short pixie haircut, […]

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