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05 Nov Posted by in • Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Dia de los Muertos

Dia de los Muertos

Dia de los Muertos

Experienced Dia de los Muertos in Boyle Heights the other night. I will confess right here and now, this was my first time. Don’t judge. Me and my homegirl Sunny Bak, walked the long ass stretch of First Street from State near where we parked, to Anderson, where the oldest Los Angeles celebration of Day […]

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19 Oct Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory

Clinton/Vaid Household Conspiracy Theory #1422, 720am, 10.19.12: That the old CIA dudes from the Bush/Cheney years, the ones Pres Obama has never replaced, are behind the anti-Muslim video which riled everyone up enough to attack the US embassy in Benghazi.  [sidebar: the Grand Opposition Party blocked increased embassy security funds] The old CIA ops then […]

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07 Sep Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Democratic Convention Recap

Democratic Convention Recap

Democratic Convention Recap

If Sarah Palin asks again, I’m doing pretty good with “that hopey changey thing”.  I watched the Democratic Convention on CSPAN with USOpen breaks, except on opening night of football and that night there was some partisan bickering for clicker dominance. The Dems threw a good convention.  After the White Party the GOP threw in […]

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06 Sep Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on GOP Convention Recap

GOP Convention Recap

GOP Convention Recap

Really I don’t think I could have handled four nights of the GOP convention in Tampa. Thank goodness I was able to flip between tennis and the convention: The USOpen, The USClosed, US open, US closed. It was like being in some horrible comedy club – Tampa’s Yuck Yuck [as in icky] Comedy Cellar. The […]

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Quinceañera x 2

Quinceañera x 2

When I turned 50 in 2009, it really was no big deal. All my parts still worked and I wasn’t in need of stool softeners.  Ok—maybe half a tab.  But I looked cool when I danced…that’s if you closed one eye and squinted. So it’s now 2012 and I must say, this is a big […]

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25 Jul Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Tosh Point No

Tosh Point No

Tosh Point No

There seems to be a finite amount of freedom to go around.  They gave some to the gays, so they’ve had to cut some from another group.  Sadly they’ve had to take some from the ladies.  Women are the new gays. The takebacks include defunding Planned Parenthood, defunding contraceptives, de-personhooding women and other schemes to […]

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10 Jul Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide

Once again disappointment humps my leg.  It’s still early but so far this summer I have not been invited to one Higgs boson Discovery party. And I have an amazing outfit.  Not to give it all away, but I had consulted with several Lady Gaga designers. Do people not know how amazing the discovery of […]

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Bathroom Etiquette & Sexy Girl Sandwiches

Bathroom Etiquette & Sexy Girl Sandwiches

Dear Battleaxe, Every time I go to dances for us older gals I see women who are clearly over 50, dancing like fools, sometimes grinding with 3 women like a sandwich. They seem to be having a great time but should they be doing this at their age? Dear Party Pooper, Of course they should, […]

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30 May Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Thee Um Butlerum Itum Didium Est

Thee Um Butlerum Itum Didium Est

Thee Um Butlerum Itum Didium Est

You Latin III scholars have already worked out the translation, but for those who stopped at Latin I’s amo-amas-amat threesome, here you go: “The butler did it.” Remember, the verb always goes at the end of the sentence. Here’s what Pope Benedict’s butler did: he leaked confidential papal correspondence to a journalist who released a […]

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Active Bottoms

Active Bottoms

I’m not going to lie to you—I just bought a pair of workout shorts that promoted “tummy control”. Cuz if I can wear shorts that have a “power mesh insert” that will help me discover the figure I never knew I had—I’m buying them. I’m buying seven. And besides, if you can shove your power […]

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