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11 May Posted by in • Eleanor Palacios | Comments Off on Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

Lesbian Humor: More Best of The Battleaxe!

In my 67 years I have learned many things and have gained some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to me ‘Ask a Battle Axe’ at info@epochalips.com. Dear Battleaxe, Every time I go to dances for us older gals I see women who are clearly over 50, dancing like fools, sometimes grinding with 3 […]

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28 Jan Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

Gyms, Sweat & Hairless Private Parts

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battleaxe, I go to Bikram Yoga and I always shower there because I sweat like a pig. Last time I was there, we were all naked and a woman looks over at another […]

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12 Jan Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on What is a Battle Axe?

What is a Battle Axe?

What is a Battle Axe?

What exactly is a battle axe and why do I consider myself one? Whatever it is, people always laugh when I say I have a column called “Ask A Battle Axe”. It’s clear that the term battle axe really tickles people’s fancy. Originally a battle axe was an axe used in battle. It was a […]

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01 Jan Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

Mullets, Flying Toenail Clippings and a Vibrator

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battle axe, I was traveling through California recently and I happened to see a woman sporting a mullet. You know, business in front and a party in back. How is it possible that […]

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10 Nov Posted by in • Ask a Battle-axe | Comments Off on Let’s Be Honest About Lesbian Birth Control

Let’s Be Honest About Lesbian Birth Control

Let’s Be Honest About Lesbian Birth Control

In my 61 years I have learned many things and have some good old-fashioned common sense. Send your questions to Eleanor@epochalips.com. Dear Battle Axe, Do you think most people are honest about their weight on their driver’s license or on any other official documents? Weightless in Woodside Dear Weightless, I would say as honest as […]

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