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Kate Clinton  // Posts tagged as "Kate Clinton"

19 Oct Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory

Conspiracy Theory

Clinton/Vaid Household Conspiracy Theory #1422, 720am, 10.19.12: That the old CIA dudes from the Bush/Cheney years, the ones Pres Obama has never replaced, are behind the anti-Muslim video which riled everyone up enough to attack the US embassy in Benghazi.  [sidebar: the Grand Opposition Party blocked increased embassy security funds] The old CIA ops then […]

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07 Sep Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Democratic Convention Recap

Democratic Convention Recap

Democratic Convention Recap

If Sarah Palin asks again, I’m doing pretty good with “that hopey changey thing”.  I watched the Democratic Convention on CSPAN with USOpen breaks, except on opening night of football and that night there was some partisan bickering for clicker dominance. The Dems threw a good convention.  After the White Party the GOP threw in […]

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06 Sep Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on GOP Convention Recap

GOP Convention Recap

GOP Convention Recap

Really I don’t think I could have handled four nights of the GOP convention in Tampa. Thank goodness I was able to flip between tennis and the convention: The USOpen, The USClosed, US open, US closed. It was like being in some horrible comedy club – Tampa’s Yuck Yuck [as in icky] Comedy Cellar. The […]

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25 Jul Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Tosh Point No

Tosh Point No

Tosh Point No

There seems to be a finite amount of freedom to go around.  They gave some to the gays, so they’ve had to cut some from another group.  Sadly they’ve had to take some from the ladies.  Women are the new gays. The takebacks include defunding Planned Parenthood, defunding contraceptives, de-personhooding women and other schemes to […]

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10 Jul Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide

When Worlds Collide

Once again disappointment humps my leg.  It’s still early but so far this summer I have not been invited to one Higgs boson Discovery party. And I have an amazing outfit.  Not to give it all away, but I had consulted with several Lady Gaga designers. Do people not know how amazing the discovery of […]

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30 May Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Thee Um Butlerum Itum Didium Est

Thee Um Butlerum Itum Didium Est

Thee Um Butlerum Itum Didium Est

You Latin III scholars have already worked out the translation, but for those who stopped at Latin I’s amo-amas-amat threesome, here you go: “The butler did it.” Remember, the verb always goes at the end of the sentence. Here’s what Pope Benedict’s butler did: he leaked confidential papal correspondence to a journalist who released a […]

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20 Apr Posted by in • Epochalips Interviews | Comments Off on Kate is All Fracked Up! – The Interview

Kate is All Fracked Up! – The Interview

Kate is All Fracked Up! – The Interview

E: How did you come up with ‘All Fracked Up?’  I love it. KC: That clever mystery is answered in my show. Hint: fundamentalist spell-check. E: Every year you come to the Bay Area to crack us up in May. What is your favorite touristy thing to do when you visit SF? I really could […]

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09 Mar Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on The Electoral Dysfunction (ed) Show

The Electoral Dysfunction (ed) Show

The Electoral Dysfunction (ed) Show

It has been twenty years since that Year of the Woman thing.  No one would ever tell who she was.  And they announced it in late June, so it wasn’t even a full year. At only three months into the year, I propose we name this year The Year of the Woman Legislator (YOWL). I […]

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10 Feb Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on It’s Half-Wit Time in America!

It’s Half-Wit Time in America!

It’s Half-Wit Time in America!

It’s Half-Time in America! Let’s bring to the field our half-time show! It’s not the Madonna. It’s the Whore and her Marching Taliband led by that aspermative action majorette Rick “the P is silent” Sanctimoron. He’s from Old Dominion. Because of a dwindling supply of white people, the white wing of the Republican Party wants […]

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15 Dec Posted by in • Kate Clinton | Comments Off on Debt, Schmedt

Debt, Schmedt

Debt, Schmedt

One Saturday afternoon when I was maybe five or six, my Dad was reading the paper and I was watching some grim Dickens-ish movie on little our black and white GE console. A tattered, beaten down family was sent to a huge dark, foreboding end-of-the-line-for-you Debtors Prison. Under the big white wig, the judge who […]

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